I was a 30 year old magical girl who worked for my grandmother's magical girl talent agency. I had a bad performance review, and my grandmother fired me.

I could genuinely see this becoming an anime and then following the adventures of the Freelance Magical Girl. That's definitely the title.

How dare you leave this in the tags

Imagine being skylar white in the my little pony universe. Your husband has been a blank flank all his life and then one day he comes home with the chemical formula for meth permanently branded on his ass. Could you imagine the explanation he'd come up with

getting "cheered up" is ridiculous. you really think if you just see your friends and watch a movie and it magically makes everything better? grow up

cheer up

stranger & basil posting. more stuff from twitter :((

Me waking up after dying because i wished on a dandelion when i was 10 that i would be reborn into the YTP world

me waking up IN HELL

images i made just for you

Me waking up after dying because i wished on a dandelion when i was 10 that i would be reborn into the YTP world

reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

say what you want about basil but he took being a ride or die friend seriously and I respect that. he’d actually help you hide the body and that’s not even a joke. when asked those late night hypotheticals where it’s like “would you still be my friend if you found out I killed someone and needed a place to stay?” his answer would be yes. absolutely. you’re my friend. I will lie to the government for you. and that’s not just him giving an obligatory answer to make you feel good, that’s actual fact. he’s 16 and loves flowers and would have a criminal record if he was ever caught. when he made those friendship bracelets and said you’d be friends forever that was a threat and a promise. he’s crazy but he’s free